twitter is good for showing me how they do things to hedgehogs for example anesthesia & x-rays
Reasons why Sonic never enjoys getting x-rayed
obsessed
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
- Top Surgery
- Bottom Surgery
- Witch Encounters (one per century)
- Killed By Greg
- Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)
Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡
- Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)
Anonymous asked:
ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. she’s in her early 70s i’m in my early 20s. both of us are “straight” but tbh we have such a strong connection i won’t be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??
lesbianavagardner answered:
I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson
i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me
kind eyes of angels
A horse that, if even mildly inconvenienced, violently explodes, leaving only 4 smoking hooves behind. It’s respawns from its hooves whenever you look away.
they will never attack my big and large towers
george w bush and sauron have both said this
having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself
when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”
no actually me and everyone else who’s ever watched crimson peak were brainwashed by guillermo del toro into believing that incest and violence are cool and awesome. sorry
Horrifying that this pearl-clutching over horror actually being dark is unironically becoming A Thing…
ALT(tags via @waterandsilver, id in alt)
The irony of the “umm incest and violence are bad and only evil men would be interested in that 😡” Puritanism being pedaled is that it guarantees that only men get to write about anything taboo and thus dark media is overwhelmingly misogynist.
It’s genuinely sickening how much vile harassment marginalized artists get for making anything darker than Owl House or whatever the Kids Cartoon De Jour is, because these people know how much easier it is to destroy an artist’s life if they’re already marginalized in some way.
Ohh this exactly ^^
Marginalised people (women included btw) are always always held to a much higher standard even in terms of respectability, policed often by members of their own community in a bid to appear more respectable, policed by supposed leftists who don’t want to feel the slightest bit of discomfort to their protected conservative worldview which they never questioned, and at the end of it all privileged men are always going to be the only ones writing any controversial genre fiction because that’s not gonna be a “hard sell” because no one’s coming after them or anything. And so horror remains misogynistic and racist because the moment there’s anything actually horrifying, nuanced, or unsanitized entertained in fiction by a marginalised person there’s an angry horde with pitchforks already gathering at their window for it
feliz día del amigo a mis mutuals putos y argentinos <3 sin ustedes tumblr no sería lo mismo sjdkdkd
“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.
the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.
Good news! You can let Tumblr Staff know what you think about every version of Tumblr in a way that they might listen to! Here is a long survey from a blog associated with Staff and here is a short survey from the same blog. The blog, although full of surveys, does not allow reblogs. However, I took the long survey and later they improved one thing I complained about, so there is a chance more people complaining about changes could halt their enshittification. I cannot retake the surveys, so I must ask you all to send feedback where I cannot.
Pasting these links all at the end too for ease of access:
Long Survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2V3MQTP
Short Survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HS5LP3W
Staff’s 2x Secret Userbase Research Blog (with unrebloggable posts): https://www.tumblr.com/benevolenthellsite
i fuckin love a survey I tell you what
Oh look, it’s those surveys staff say they run but which I’ve never seen.
quería ver relatos salvajes pero abrí cinear y me apareció recomendado el docu y honestly best desición de mí semana